- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

knock knock come in!

Homonyms should be band.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Apple juice.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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