- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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