What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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racism...deal with it!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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