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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Rick Santorum 2012

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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