KOOKABURRA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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destiny

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's clear and wet? water

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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