- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock knock who's there? hope

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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