- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

God. God.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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