- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Mom!!!

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

NAACP

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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