- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Alex Gedrose.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

this is not a drill.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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