what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Anti Joke

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