- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Female rights.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Rick santorum

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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