Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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