What color is red paint? Red

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Caca.

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what has genitial warts? me

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Winter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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