What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

The NBA and womens sports

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

The MLS

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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