- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Vagina cream... end of story

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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