Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Charlotte Bobcats

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

KOOKABURRA

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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