What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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