- Anti Joke

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.