What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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willie revilame

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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