- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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