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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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