Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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LIKE THIS!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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