A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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