if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Fat people.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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