why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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