There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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if you read this you are gay

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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PATHETIC

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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