you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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