What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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am i invited to party? no

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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