An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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