what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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