why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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honest politician

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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