- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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