how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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YOLO

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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69 :)

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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