- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Female rights.

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