Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

He--Hey guys

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Y u do dis?

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Mullets

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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