What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

field day?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

thumb_up thumb_down -8

UP

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops