He--Hey guys

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

willie revilame

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Mullets

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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