- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Sarah Palin

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Moo! I'm a goat!

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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