Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

HURT

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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