- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Yock

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanker

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A French man gets into a fight

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Do your parents know you're gay?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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