- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.