Why was the boy laughing? Because

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

kill yourself

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A black man has a job.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

its all aodhan

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

no

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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