What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Jews

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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