What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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69 :)

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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