- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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