Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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