What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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