- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

field day?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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