- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the fish say after he

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Guess what. Chicken butt.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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