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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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