Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Anti Joke

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