why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your face

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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