What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Your face

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Mullets

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Anti Joke

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