What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Nuneaton..

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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