- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What's white and gluey Glue

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Female rights.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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