When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Your Mom!!!

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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bees knees

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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