- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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