What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

i just pooped that is all!

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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