Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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GONNA

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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NAACP

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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