Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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