- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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