Where's my tractor?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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CRY

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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