A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Jake. Walsh.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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