How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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you first

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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cancer

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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