William wright is Gay

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Scott Gomez

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Girls soccer

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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