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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's two plus two? Window

women's rights

Im black

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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