Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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This joke is funny

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Rebecca Black

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Yo mama's fat.

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