What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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