A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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