What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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