I was watching this movie..... its over now.

My kids are mistakes.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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