- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

A women's opinion.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

The Game.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I was once a hamster.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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