- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Take this and put it- No.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Pain Olympics.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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