Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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fava beans

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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