- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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